High capacity on-hold phone

on-hold phoneWhile waiting for support yesterday, I had a great idea.

New for 2015 – high capacity cordless phone for those hours spent on-hold waiting for your ISP, courier company or other service provider.

A massive 7Ah of on-hold capacity and long-range enhanced antenna for short trips to pick up survival supplies, without loosing your place in the queue.

Introductory price : $399.99

A small price to pay for uninterrupted service problem resolution.


  1. Battery not included.
  2. The supplier is not responsible for weight induced health issues.

Other Applications:

Could also be installed in elevators with speaker-phone adapter to provide months of background music and automated help desk tips.

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